v-m: Remove BURP metrics, alerts

BURP is officially decommissioned, replaced by Restic.

victoria-metrics/alerts.yml

@@ -41,58 +41,6 @@ groups:
   - alert: mdraid failed disk
     expr: collectd_md_md_disks{type="failed"} != 0
 
-- name: BURP
-  rules:
-  - alert: no recent backups
-    expr: absent(burp_client_last_backup_timestamp)
-    for: 8h
-    annotations:
-      summary: No clients have been backed up recently
-      description: >-
-        This alert indicates that NO clients have been backed up within the
-        last day.  There is likely a problem with the BURP server.
-  - alert: missed client backup
-    expr:
-      time() - (burp_client_last_backup_timestamp > now() - 86400 * 90) > 86400 * 2
-    for: 3h
-    annotations:
-      summary: A client has not backed up today
-      description: >-
-        A client has not been backed up for more than a day.  This may be
-        because the client is offline, or because the backup process has
-        failed.  Clients that have not been backed up for more than 90 days
-        will not trigger this alert.
-  - alert: disks need swapped
-    expr:
-      time() - tlast_change_over_time(
-        (
-          collectd_md_md_disks{instance="burp1.pyrocufflink.blue", type="active"}
-          or last_over_time(collectd_md_md_disks{instance="burp1.pyrocufflink.blue", type="active"})[1d]
-        )[90d]
-      ) > 86400 * 30
-    annotations:
-      summary: The disks in the BURP array need swapped
-      description: >-
-        The disks in the BURP RAID-1 (mirror) array should be swapped
-        periodically. One disk should be online and mounted while the other
-        is stored in the fireproof safe.  Switching them ensures that even if
-        something happens to the active disk, such as hardware failure, power
-        surge, fire, or accidental `rm -rf`, the offline disk is only out of
-        date by a few weeks.
-  - alert: disk needs archived
-    expr:
-      sum(
-        collectd_md_md_disks{instance="burp1.pyrocufflink.blue", type=~"missing|spare"}
-      ) < 1
-    annotations:
-      summary: One of the disks in the BURP array should be archived
-      description: >-
-        The disks in the BURP RAID-1 (mirror) array should be swapped
-        periodically.  One disk should be online and mounted while the other
-        is stored in the fireproof safe.  All of the disks are currently
-        online; one needs to be disconnected and moved to the safe as soon as
-        possible.
-
 - name: certificates
   rules:
   - alert: certificate will expire soon

victoria-metrics/scrape.yml

@@ -218,20 +218,6 @@ scrape_configs:
   - targets:
     - jenkins.pyrocufflink.blue
 
-- job_name: burp
-  scrape_interval: 270s
-  scrape_timeout: 30s
-  static_configs:
-  - targets:
-    - burp.pyrocufflink.blue:9645
-
-- job_name: minio-backups
-  metrics_path: /minio/v2/metrics/cluster
-  scheme: https
-  static_configs:
-  - targets:
-    - burp.pyrocufflink.blue:9000
-
 - job_name: kubernetes
   scheme: https
   tls_config: